Bodies in the sand

Hey there sailor, don't forget to wear sunscreen!
Tropical drink melting in your hand It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the...

Box full of (geeky) tricks

Student fan shows how sexy XBOX 720 could be By Cody Klyne, Editor in Chief Microsoft hasn’t officially announced...

Live Wires

Roberto Luongo (Image via Canucks Army)
In an effort to provide you with better news coverage and put three writers out of work, The Other...

Fauxroscopes

Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Today you will be taped to a chair and be forced to watch a Maury marathon. Come...

Awful Advice

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With, Aunt Agony It has come to my attention that the only font of helpful advice in this newspaper...