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There aren’t enough hours in a day! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor   With the end of the semester fast approaching, many students have started to panic about how to…

Editor’s note: I am baby By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor   A national mystery was ended last Thursday when it was determined that millions of internet users were not, in…

I’ll travel to yo momma’s house! Heyooo! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor   Summer lovin’, happened so fast! Except it doesn’t happen fast, unless you have a rich mommy and…

Millions of grandparents die as exam season approaches By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor   In a national phenomenon, professors across Canada reported a 75 percent increase in grandparent-related deaths among…

Washed, dried, and good as new! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor   Onlookers were stunned last Wednesday when local woman Sophie Zoonan happened upon a lightly used family in an…

Photo by Billy Bui Do you really want bangs, or do you just have a lot of emotions? By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor   Bangs are high risk/high reward, and…

Yassss, kween! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor   Riley Lapointe, 24, announced to press last Thursday that she reportedly “lurves” popular reality show RuPaul’s Drag Race. “Has anybody here even…

‘Why did you do the thing? We told you not to do the thing!’ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor   A reputable news source announced that all of your friends…