“It makes every other excuse look like complete garbage.” —Dennis Employerman
Lazy student awarded medal of honour for perfect lateness excuse
Category: HUMOUR
Your Horoscopes
This month will bring you luck! Good luck? Bad luck? Neutral luck? Who knows!
Humour editor struggles to make an original joke about President Trump’s antics
“How can I possibly put together fresh material when I’m just telling the same jokes over and over? It’s hopeless!”
Your horoscopes
What better way to guide than through the mystical art of astrology and subtle mental manipulations?
Weather improves just in time for finals
“Quite honestly it could be hailing fireballs that explode on impact like something out of a shitty Michael Bay movie and I wouldn’t even notice.”
The great ‘Other Press’ coup
From the burned-out ashes of truth, civility, and an informed democratic student body emerged the Other Press.
Recipe for a disastrous semester
Serves 1 very exhausted college student or 3 well-rested college students.
Woman thinks she’s dying, turns out it’s just hay fever
One witness who wished to remain anonymous described the scene of the ailing Chiu as “something out of a B-list horror movie.”
SkyTrain ruling creates class warfare on Vancouver trains
I decided to visit the different parts of the train system and see for myself how exaggerated this controversy is.
Gal pals partake in Best Friends Forever ceremony
Plaid and Gay have been applauded online for celebrating the “importance of female friendships,” and for being “secure enough in their femininity” to do so.