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‘This city is dead, just like us,’ lazy citizens complain By Isabelle Orr, Contributor This past Wednesday evening, citizens of Metro Vancouver were shocked to find that there was absolutely…

‘Those who don’t follow the policy will be shot out of our awesome cannon,’ say police By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor   Yesterday the chief of police, Frank Trenten, held…

Leave your fellow commuters in awe By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor   It’s no joke; commuting sucks more than your mother taking part in a straw sucking contest. Commutes are…

Margarine, shortening, and many baked goods now worth thousands By Chandler Walter, Contributor   The sweets have officially turned sour. Immediately following Health Canada’s decision to ban trans fats throughout…

Let the cats write, dammit By Sasha Franklin, Cat Enthusiast   Dear the Other Press, I have read your paper for many years, before it was cool—way before it was…

Your portable rain shield/weapon and you By Caroline Ho, Assistant Editor   As you may or may not have noticed, the rainy season is upon us once more, dousing Metro…

‘One day it won’t return,’ he warns By Chandler Walter, Contributor   The astrological phenomenon that is the changing of the seasons has one New Westminster man brimming with anticipation.…

This just in: Horses are no longer funny By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor   For thousands of years, horses have been extremely popular—first as methods of transportation, then as memes.…

‘You guys won’t be around for much longer anyway,’ say aliens By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor A decade ago the United States received an encrypted audio message from outer space.…

Be part of the herd, follow the list By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor Recently moved to Vancouver and are already confused? Welcome. Lived here for a while and feel super…