Heroic trailblazer really puts it all out there By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Vancouver local Richard Martin took a giant step for mankind last Friday. “I don’t think of…
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My serotonin… My serotonin! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Thanks to a recent bout of startlingly good weather, Vancouver’s citywide depression has been momentarily lifted. Other Press reporters spoke…
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Especially Peeves, that frisky bastard! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Esteemed author of the wildly successful Harry Potter franchise revealed at a press conference last Saturday that Dumbledore and…
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You can do it! Definitely! I swear! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Sorry about last week, readers! I was feeling some kinda way. I hope I can make up…
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I love you guys SO MUCH By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Something about the sun being out for three minutes turns me into a 31-year-old white woman with a…
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You again?! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Local woman Wilma Hodgkiss, 25, has had enough. “I can’t believe my period disrupts my life every 28 to 33 days,” said…
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Is it okay to say ‘Paddy’s Day’? It feels like a slur By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor What’s up, you holiday hos? Just like Daylight Saving Time, Saint Patrick’s…
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‘Don’t you wish you peaked in high school like the rest of us?’ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor In an intensive study conducted by several teams of social scientists,…
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‘when are you coming home to visit. love mom. ps dog died.’ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Against all odds, your mother finished a novel last Sunday and thinks…
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You’re reading these again?! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor So here I am, sitting at my computer with my sixth case of tonsillitis in two years, sweating out of…