You might feel very ambitious this week. Good for you! I wish I could remember what ambition feels like.
He stated that the Glorious Liberation will involve as many soldiers as the island can hold, which is about 12.
Should any of these laws be broken, those responsible can be fined up to $1,000,000,000, or sentenced to life in prison.
There was much excitement in the scientific community this week, after mysterious transmissions from outer space were successfully translated by top xenolinguists at NASA.
Anonymous Student explained in their missive that they have been telepathic their whole life, and thus have had to contend with the imaginations of others interfering with their waking thoughts ever since they were born.
Fred Spade, a 19-year old psychology student, filed a lawsuit against the entire Psychology department of Maple Tree College after receiving the results from his first midterm exam.
A local Tim Hortons customer made headlines the other day after winning a free Honda Civic in the popular nation-wide contest.