We’re here now, and I must say we are quite disappointed with all of you.
Female cyborgs only made up one tenth of upper-level and management positions, while male cyborgs make up three tenths.
“Like, I said this is about the body, but it’s, like, really about my body. My body is in those splatters, you know?”- Parker
Prep the only large Tupperware container you have. Line the bottom with paper towel. Or don’t. I don’t care.
Participants were recorded on how many times they clenched their fists, slammed the table, or shouted at the ceiling “I’LL SHOW THEM! I’LL SHOW THEM ALL!!!”
“For the hashtag to achieve full potency, ensure that you don’t discuss in-person any aspect of the problematic culture our society is currently living,” advises the report.
People are looking at their phones all the time, so no one will notice if you take a nibble out of their arm when you’re hungry.
“I believe a stump sanctuary is the best thing that can happen to that rainforest. The Amazon is just filled with weird animals and environments I do not understand or care to learn about. It’s all super gross.”