HUMOUR

Stylish trendsetter has a woven straw bag as well By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor   Bystanders were shocked last Wednesday when local summer woman Melissa Cathrall had the audacity to…

‘We hate women in a quaint, old-timey way’ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor   On May 15, the state of Alabama introduced an anti-abortion regulation that makes it illegal for…

Throw yourself on the grill! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor   Because it’s sunny now, your minimum wage job will force you to participate in mandatory camaraderie with the same…

Perfect for any bachelorette party! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor   Hundreds of women flocked to Epic Escape on Granville Street to test their new terrifying escape room. “We have…

Can I sign your cast? By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor   Ouch! With all the wholesome summer activities out there like biking, beaching, and drinking a six-pack of canned vodka…

Forecast calls for swimmer’s itch By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor   A study recently done by a group of UBC scientists showed that all beach water in the Greater Vancouver…

Nothing screams ‘summer’ like working for ‘the man’ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor   Vacation to Cabo? No thanks. Week-long camping expedition? I don’t think so. Having any semblance of…

Keep looking, you ugly loser! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor   Love is in the air… but everyone who is conventionally attractive and mentally stable has already found a partner.…

What is a star war? Do the stars fight?’ ask mothers everywhere By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor   Millions of moms worldwide are planning to make their voices heard next…

It’s as easy as that! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor   Onlookers applauded last Saturday when Becky Simmons appointed herself “basically brown.” After living most of her life as a…