The science of pseudoproductivology By Caroline Ho, Assistant Editor Tired of trying to pretend you’re busy when you’re really not? If you’ve been grappling for years with the grudging realization…
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‘Don’t fill our hearts with high expectations then just show up as a sexy ghost,’ say locals By Isabelle Orr, Contributor “Fool me once, shame on me,” James Gleeson told…
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Fall hates you, so hate it back By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor Oh boy, fall: The most overrated season. People love to praise autumn, but you know better. When…
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Ms. Barky to Mr. Goldy By Naomi Ambrose, Staff Writer Animals like Ms. Barky, a golden retriever, and Mr. Goldy, the golden goldfish, are taking a break from their…
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‘This city is dead, just like us,’ lazy citizens complain By Isabelle Orr, Contributor This past Wednesday evening, citizens of Metro Vancouver were shocked to find that there was absolutely…
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‘Those who don’t follow the policy will be shot out of our awesome cannon,’ say police By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor Yesterday the chief of police, Frank Trenten, held…
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Leave your fellow commuters in awe By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor It’s no joke; commuting sucks more than your mother taking part in a straw sucking contest. Commutes are…
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Margarine, shortening, and many baked goods now worth thousands By Chandler Walter, Contributor The sweets have officially turned sour. Immediately following Health Canada’s decision to ban trans fats throughout…
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Let the cats write, dammit By Sasha Franklin, Cat Enthusiast Dear the Other Press, I have read your paper for many years, before it was cool—way before it was…
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Your portable rain shield/weapon and you By Caroline Ho, Assistant Editor As you may or may not have noticed, the rainy season is upon us once more, dousing Metro…