If you have already clicked the link in such an email, or otherwise believe your computer to be possessed, you are advised to contact a young priest, an old priest, and tech support.
“The days get shorter, the weather worsens, and I’m always stressed at this time of the year. If November were a colour, it would be grey.” — Janice Swanson
We are far from civilized America—instead, we pass old “Make America Great Again” signs that once stood on the lawns of rural Washington residents.
Gauche, who had been writing notes with her left hand at the time of the inquiry, allegedly dropped her pen and, without hesitation, swung at the unsuspecting first year.
“Now I can freely walk the streets knowing that I won’t be confronted with the need to address any issues in a relationship I was part of.” -Mark Daven
“Other diamond companies keep their diamonds locked in tiny cages around the clock—they never to see the light of day, or feel the grass under their incredibly sparkly feet. You won’t find any of that here.” – Spencer Spencington
Don’t fret! We’re back with another list of sexy costumes that will blow the minds of your friends and lovers!
“If you long to finally bake the cookies my mother selfishly kept from me all these years, you’re in luck, because I was finally able to rip this recipe from her cold, dead hands.”
Why is it so hard to understand that peace and love is the way? After all, Kendall Jenner fixed racism with a can of Pepsi! Maybe if people just tried it, it could work.