Death and destruction are synonymous with big cities—so your best bet is to avoid them completely.
“In large swarms they’ve been known to destroy favourite restaurants and entire genres of music in a single day.” – Frank Greener
“We belong to a civilization that has a space station orbiting Earth. People have walked on the moon. It shouldn’t take two hours to sail from Vancouver to Victoria.” – Claire Trevena
“I mean, who wouldn’t want a whole bunch of people mobbing them and asking for photos? We buy his dry leaves; he should allow us to take a photograph of him whenever we ask. It’s the law.” – Mark Jackson, tea enthusiast
After all the rituals were done, three Irish Terriers appeared and began barking advice first in English, followed by French.
“I thought no one, besides a few friends, would even see the event. It’s a funny meme. I just wanted to be involved somehow,” said Brown.
“Usually it’s ‘dying polar bears’ this and ‘polluted waters’ that. But we’re confident we have found a silver lining.” Brittany Hughes