Washed, dried, and good as new! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Onlookers were stunned last Wednesday when local woman Sophie Zoonan happened upon a lightly used family in an…
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Photo by Billy Bui Do you really want bangs, or do you just have a lot of emotions? By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Bangs are high risk/high reward, and…
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Yassss, kween! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Riley Lapointe, 24, announced to press last Thursday that she reportedly “lurves” popular reality show RuPaul’s Drag Race. “Has anybody here even…
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‘Why did you do the thing? We told you not to do the thing!’ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor A reputable news source announced that all of your friends…
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How should you spend the summer holidays? By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Aries This was supposed to be the summer of Aries! Despite your best efforts, your go-getter attitude…
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Heroic trailblazer really puts it all out there By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Vancouver local Richard Martin took a giant step for mankind last Friday. “I don’t think of…
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My serotonin… My serotonin! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Thanks to a recent bout of startlingly good weather, Vancouver’s citywide depression has been momentarily lifted. Other Press reporters spoke…
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Especially Peeves, that frisky bastard! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Esteemed author of the wildly successful Harry Potter franchise revealed at a press conference last Saturday that Dumbledore and…
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You can do it! Definitely! I swear! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Sorry about last week, readers! I was feeling some kinda way. I hope I can make up…
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I love you guys SO MUCH By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Something about the sun being out for three minutes turns me into a 31-year-old white woman with a…