It’s something to be proud of for sure.
Why would you willingly participate in a sweaty torture chamber day in and day out for a slightly thinner version of yourself?
Humour Editor Rebecca Peterson is still accepting cash donations, but will also accept free food and coffee as payment.
You might feel very ambitious this week. Good for you! I wish I could remember what ambition feels like.
He stated that the Glorious Liberation will involve as many soldiers as the island can hold, which is about 12.
Should any of these laws be broken, those responsible can be fined up to $1,000,000,000, or sentenced to life in prison.
There was much excitement in the scientific community this week, after mysterious transmissions from outer space were successfully translated by top xenolinguists at NASA.
Anonymous Student explained in their missive that they have been telepathic their whole life, and thus have had to contend with the imaginations of others interfering with their waking thoughts ever since they were born.