HUMOUR

Harpen is developing seminars for his technique and plans to use his net-capturing to bring in a record number of audience members.

“When we opened him up we found tiny tear-off calendars that just had Mondays printed on them.” – VGH Doctor

So far, public response to the updates has been positive, with particular praise going towards the “skipping” and “walking briskly, after just gotten laid” modes.

“There’s nothing we can do except actually go outside and enjoy the fresh air.” Brad McChinsley, weather reporter.

“I stayed away from the breaded shrimp and the linguini shrimp—those fill you up too quickly!” – John Magufuli

In Vancouver, summer is the best time of the year. Unfortunately, since you live here, your wallet isn’t having the best time.

The trophies themselves are made of solid gold and depict a figure admiring their own reflection in a mirror.

“It’s just work, work, work all the time, you know?” – the ficus

“I don’t really own much, just a few of my favorite electrons,” Jared Yoon, micro-suite applicant.

TransLink has been tasked with responding to the new flood of TransLink complaints about the issue, which have been sent by passengers through email, Twitter, and the new messaging system Brick-In-Window™.