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“I don’t know why they’re asking for this; it makes no sense, and it’s simply impossible.” UBC tech scientist, Dr. Alex Garden
“The discussion ran for over twelve whole comments, and at no point did either of them use the word ‘fuck’ or insult the other’s intelligence,” — Dr. Jim Watcher, sociologist
Catnip smokers, who typically refer to the substance as “mint,” list affordability and accessibility as its main and only benefits.
“With all the time I’ll save from not having to throw out my own expired food, I’ll have so much more time and energy for the important things, like my financially-crippling addiction to online shopping.” said Andrew Bensen, a 34-year-old from Seattle
The video is “a wholly original criticism,” and “long overdue,” according to an editorial published on gaming “journalism” site IGN.
We asked the Reptile’s Collective on their stance in the matter. Venom Smith responded to the chaos, calling both sides “idiots.”