All-female cast is a lazy gimmick

Photo by Hopper Stone via Sony Pictures
Photo by Hopper Stone via Sony Pictures

Why the ā€˜Ghostbustersā€™ remake may as well just be called ā€˜Bridesmaids 2ā€™

By Alex Stanton, Staff Writer

When I think of the current climate of over-the-top political correctness in North America, I donā€™t sit there at my computer and roll my eyes every time someone gets hurt because of something mean or ā€œtriggeringā€ said on the Internet. Sure, Iā€™ll snort a laugh once in a while reading about sheltered millennials in academia having nervous breakdowns at the mere mention of ideas they dislike. But a man named Paul Feig came along and made me realize, more than anything, how sad it is that even adultsā€”and not just those millennial kidsā€”use progressive buzzwords and accuse people of bigotry for no other reason than to shut down legitimate dialogue about something they disagree with.

For those of you who havenā€™t seen a raunchy, R-rated chick flick since 2008, Feig is Hollywoodā€™s apparent go-to-guy for said genre, having directed the wildly successful films Bridesmaids, The Heat, and Spyā€”all of which feature comedian Melissa McCarthy. Far from finished in the business of chick flicks, 2016 will once again have McCarthy and Kristen Wiig co-starring in a film written and directed by Feig called Ghostbusters.

As big of a film fan as I may be, I still canā€™t quite put my finger on what it is about rebooting decades-old franchises that appeals so much to contemporary filmmakers. I get that show business is still a business, and nothing gets the lowest common denominator paying for movie tickets quite like familiarity, but it still stinks of writerā€™s block and stagnant creativity.

Feig, mistakenly believing that a change this drastic was necessary or creative, decided to cast four women in the roles of the four Ghostbusters. In the wake of what I consider to be pretty reasonable criticisms, Feig accused his detractors of spouting, in his words, ā€œvile, misogynist shit.ā€

If weā€™re speaking purely technically, then perhaps Feig has a point; there were probably quite a few rude, anonymous kids on Twitter who went overboard, likely resulting in them saying downright sexist things. Some of them probably even said ā€œThis movie sucks because itā€™s all women and women suck,ā€ which is the picture painted by Feig when describing the criticism. Unfortunately, thatā€™s the Internet, and nothing turns people into wanton assholes more than an anonymous, worldwide soap box.

I canā€™t blame the man for defending his art, but there are plenty of legitimate reasons as to why people are pissed about this. Is a Ghostbusters remake even necessary? If so, why? The 1984 version was a smash hit in part because of its immense originality. Considering the director, the fact that the cast is all-female for no apparent reason strikes me as jarring and gimmicky to the point where Iā€™m inclined to call it anti-feminist. There should be more original films about well-rounded female characters, instead of shoehorning them into old roles under the guide of progressiveness.

Feig is a talented enough filmmaker. I enjoyed the hell out of both Bridesmaids and The Heat, and, like everyone else, I think McCarthy is shit-your-drawers hilarious in just about every role she plays. I can only imagine what could come out of another Feig/McCarthy/Wiig project in which the script isnā€™t recycled from three decades ago. Now that Iā€™ve finally established myself as a loose fan of his work, Iā€™ll go ahead and establish that Iā€™m going to skip out on Feigā€™s take on Ghostbusters.