Emerging from the depths of deep fryer hell to haunt our dreams, the Double Filet-O-Fish recently made its way back onto Canadian menu boards at McDonald’s. The ocean’s reject is paired with plastic processed cheese, what could almost pass for tartar sauce, and now with double the soggy fried fish. I can think of at least a bazillion other things that McDonald’s could be reserving that space on their menu for, but I’ll keep it to just 10 for the list’s sake.
1. The Filet-O-Fish McFlurry
2. A bunch of rusty nails, topped with peanuts
3. McLiver and onions
4. Human
5. Shamrock Filet-O-Fish milkshake
6. A Filet-O-Fish salad
7. The McGangBang (It’s already a thing, so why not make it official?)
8. Some salt and pepper stirred into a bottle of Dasani
9. A durian fruit salad
10. Really, anything else other than a Double Filet-O-Fish
