Queen’s 86th birthday present: actual power
Absolute monarchy restored as very special birthday present for a very special monarch By Liam Britten the First, By Grace…
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In an effort to provide you with better news coverage and put three writers out of work, The Other Press…
Fauxroscopes
Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Today you will be taped to a chair and be forced to watch a Maury marathon. Come on,…
Awful Advice
With, Aunt Agony It has come to my attention that the only font of helpful advice in this newspaper comes…
Dance becomes Canada’s third official language
International language added to better reflect Canada’s funky multiculturalism By Liam Britten, Chief Linguistic Limbo Editor [dropcap]A[/dropcap] revision of the Official…
To avoid repeat of 2011 Riot
City of Vancouver builds flammable, wooden decoy city to confuse hooligans during inevitable playoff riot By Liam Britten, Chief City…
Fauxroscopes (Issue 27)
Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Love hurts when you’re in love with a knife. It’s also embarrassing to explain to the doctor how…
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Kanucks Korner
By Eric Wilkins, Chief Underperforming Team Correspondent Sedins purchase invisibility cloaks [dropcap]W[/dropcap]ith the Canucks bound for the playoffs, the Sedin…
Area homeless man mistaken for trendsetting hipster
Eyewitnesses impressed by fashion sense, surprised by lack of home By Jacey Gibb, Senior Hobo Correspondent [dropcap]T[/dropcap]wo college students, Whitney Stanson and…