In an effort to provide you with better news coverage and put three writers out of work, The Other Press presents Live Wires, the best news stories from around the…
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Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Today you will be taped to a chair and be forced to watch a Maury marathon. Come on, we all know it’s your guilty pleasure. Aquarius (1/20-2/18) When…
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With, Aunt Agony It has come to my attention that the only font of helpful advice in this newspaper comes from a “psychic” who deals with unreliable sources. Horoscopes are…
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International language added to better reflect Canada’s funky multiculturalism By Liam Britten, Chief Linguistic Limbo Editor [dropcap]A[/dropcap] revision of the Official Languages Act cleared the Senate today, and Canada, by adopting…
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City of Vancouver builds flammable, wooden decoy city to confuse hooligans during inevitable playoff riot By Liam Britten, Chief City of Turds and Boobs Editor [dropcap]A[/dropcap]fter the chaos and carnage…
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Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Love hurts when you’re in love with a knife. It’s also embarrassing to explain to the doctor how that knife got stuck in there. [hr] Aquarius (1/20-2/18) Hi,…
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In an effort to provide you with better news coverage and put three writers out of work, The Other Press presents Live Wires, the best news stories from around the…
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By Eric Wilkins, Chief Underperforming Team Correspondent Sedins purchase invisibility cloaks [dropcap]W[/dropcap]ith the Canucks bound for the playoffs, the Sedin twins have begun their annual playoff tradition. For those who…
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Eyewitnesses impressed by fashion sense, surprised by lack of home By Jacey Gibb, Senior Hobo Correspondent [dropcap]T[/dropcap]wo college students, Whitney Stanson and Ajay Harris, were shocked late yesterday afternoon when they discovered…
