The new beard-transplant trend needs to be shaved
By Elliot Chan, Opinions Editor
Letâs be honest, unless you are pretending to be Santa Claus for Christmas, Abe Lincoln in an Academy Award nominated movie, or a wizard in a childrenâs novel, there is no reason a man needs a fake beard.
But sadly that is not the case as insecurity shows itself in the masculine culture. Men who are unable to grow thick, respectable beards are now able to hide their shame by getting beard transplants. If you condone cosmetic surgery, such as breast implants, Botox, and rhinoplasty then surely you wonât have a problem with bread transplants; after all, itâs all about the feeling you get when you look good.
The pricing range for this hairy procedure is currently costing men somewhere between $5,000 to $15,000, and it doesnât necessarily guarantee that the transplant will be successful since rejection of the follicles might occur. For those who feel that hair on their face is worth the price, then all the power to you; but for those who are still contemplating adopting the new popular look, I feel I must remind you about the inconsistency and irrationality of trends.
If you donât have a beard itâs because you donât really need a beard. I am 25 years old and I have never had to shave more than those few whiskers on my upper lip and the bit of stray fuzz growing under my chin. I know I should be embarrassed at the fact that I am so handsomely hairlessâafter all, the men in the magazines look so rugged with their thick beards and sophisticated moustaches. Shouldnât I want to be like them?
In the same way we tell women that they donât need to look like modelsâbecause itâs unrealisticâthe same goes with men.
Boys, my dear baby-faced boys, you donât need to feel ashamed that you canât grow a beard. This hipster/Duck Dynasty trend will surely be replaced within a few yearsânext thing you know youâll have a unibrow and muttonchops.
I prefer to be who I am and shave regularly. Sure, sometimes I wonder what life would be like if I had a beard to stroke when I ponder the perplexity of facial hair. And I wish I could intimidate others by looking like a lumberjack. But being clean-shaven has its advantages as well, thatâs why many men choose to shave just as a preference.
If having a beard makes you happy, then go ahead and get your expensive transplant. But if you are motivated by the shame of your physical appearance, then I feel as though your beard transplant might be the crest of a slippery slope. So dude, donât forget that even Michael Jackson had a beard at one pointâand it was weird, not manly. Confidence comes from within, bud, so donât hide behind your beard.