By Sophie Isbister, Life & Style Editor
This week, Listed returns to present the 10 classes that every first-year should have the opportunity to take. These classes not only prepare you for your first semester, but for every semester following! You’ll learn life skills that will take you all the way to grad school! Coming soon to a college near you…
1. Bullshit Detection 1101
2. Introduction to Attending Family Functions on Zero Hours of Sleep
3. How to Find Your Classroom (If it’s in the Basement of the New West Campus)
4. Advanced Homework Excuses
5. How to Hide Your Tears While Asking for an Extension
6. How to Infuse your Bagged Lunch with Attitude
7. Showstopping Hallway Style 1202
8. Cooking 1102: Delicious Ways to Pack on the Freshman 15 (with bonus doughnut field trips)
9. Introduction to Hallway Maneuvering
10. How to Pick Your Major
