L&S Listed: 10 offbeat ways to stay sun safe this summer

We all know how to stay sun-safe: slip on a shirt, slop on some sunscreen, slap on a hat, seek some shade, and slide on some sunglasses. But what if doing things the normal way is just too boring for you? Listed presents 10 ways to beat the heat without being a conformist.

1. Bring back the parasol.
2. Take cabs everywhere.
3. Walk on the shady side of the street.
4. If there is no shady side of the street, walk underground.
5. Spend all your time in malls; it’s the normcore craze!
6. Sleep all day, eat all evening, and party all night.
7. If you can’t sleep all day, at least demand a siesta from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., the most dangerous time to be outdoors.
8. Drape your hair over your face. If your hair is short, buy a wig.
9. Hire someone to follow you around and mist you with a spray bottle.
10. Wear a glamorous caftan.