âPuzzle masterâ canât locate girlfriendâs clit
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28-year-old man doesnât know how to recycle and wonât start now
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Breaking news: Everybody in the laundromat is looking at you right now
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Club days
By Naomi Ambrose, Staff Writer Last summer on a Sunday afternoon, my grandmother and I sat on her porch…
The very angry man: A parable
By Greg Waldock, Web Editor Once upon a time, in the faraway land of Vancouver, British Columbia, there lived…
âPokĂ©monâ games are overrated
Just because itâs nostalgic, doesnât mean itâs good By Jessica Berget, Opinions Editor As I am writing this, my…
Please stop saying âpleaseâ
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Homeschooling is not a good idea
Public education teaches children valuable skills By Jessica Berget, Opinions Editor As someone who intends to become an educator…
Donât put makeup on your child
Let kids experiment with cosmetics when theyâre older By Jessica Berget, Opinions Editor Many of us experimented with makeup…
Lessons to learn from BC Young Fishermenâs Gathering
BCâs trade and vocational industry should find more ways to connect with youth By Naomi Ambrose, Staff Writer I recently…