LETTITOR

Erin go, brah

I have always been a fan of St. Patrick’s Day. My grandmother was Irish, so that lifeline has been clung to throughout my existence. Robbie Keane jerseys, Bailey’s whenever possible, a relatively fake taste for the ever-poorly travelling Guinness whenever the folks were looking the other way, and a miserable affected accent were staples of my childhood.

HUMOUR

Short Privilege

In response to accusations that her policies were “not inclusive enough,” Douglas College diversity officer Babar Mufasa organized a seminar in the concourse, in which she proposed to alter the Progressive Stack even further to include physical privileges such as height.