Top 10 ways to tell you’re a kid of the ‘90s…
You have friends named Bessie, Mildred, Ernest, and Elmer—and they weren’t named retro-ironically
Veggies are not that great
I love to eat. Eating has to be one of my favourite things in the whole world. It’s not the same as playing video games or watching cartoons, but it’s up there.
YouTube Comedy Classic: I like big jokes, and I cannot lie
The most brilliant satirist of our time, Onika Tanya Maraj (also known by her stage name, Nicki Minaj), has come forward with a luminously hilarious new comedy short, “Anaconda.”
Sport Shorts
In an astounding tee-off turn, pro golfer Rory McIlroy shot a long drive that landed in the pocket of an unsuspecting spectator. The watcher had been trying to get out of the way when the ball tumbled through some trees and plopped into his pocket.
Extreme sports that are a little too extreme
In the age of the GoPro, extreme sports have never been more popular. But with frequent deaths like that of extreme sports enthusiast and reality TV star, Eric Hill, some people find themselves asking what separates an adrenaline junkie from someone with a death wish?
Mixed rinks
It was recently announced that the Edmonton Oilers would be welcoming a new skating coach into their fold: Olympic figure skating champion David Pelletier.
The (foot)ball’s in our court
On September 12, Vikings running-back Adrian Peterson was charged with child abuse. The victim in his alleged abuse was Peterson’s four-year-old son, who he had allegedly struck repeatedly with a branch from a tree.
Dim weekend, brighter future
The men’s and women’s soccer teams played to some unfortunate results this past weekend. Both squads suffered hard-fought losses against Kwantlen on Saturday before gearing up for games against Quest.
New-look: Canucks can do no worse
With no time for reminiscing, the Vancouver Canucks are looking optimistically to the future and hoping to regain some prowess within the Western Conference.