LETTITOR

Be a sport

Douglas College isn’t university. It’s not university. It’s college.

Our some 10,000+ students are known for getting in and getting out. Grab your degree, certificate, or GPA boost and then hit your next post-secondary institution. Don’t pause and enjoy the concourse. Don’t take a break out by the fountain. And definitely don’t visit the DSU.

OPINIONS

Flavour Feud

Peanut butter is one of the staples of the snacking and easy sandwich world. Along with frozen waffles and instant noodles, it’s a mainstay in students’ food arsenals. But with so many to choose from, how’s one to know which protein boost will go down easiest?

OPINIONS

Flavour feud

There is nothing more frustrating than standing in the snack aisle, surveying the selection, getting overwhelmed, and breaking down in tears. We know how hard it is to make that tough decision. We want to help you pick the perfect snack. But everybody’s taste is different, so in this series we’ll carefully evaluate each flavour and offer our opinions.

OPINIONS

Liv’er drink

Torontonian, Mark Selkirk was diagnosed with acute alcoholic hepatitis in 2010. Told by doctors that his life was going to come to a premature end without a liver transplant, he was in dire straits. To make matters worse, Selkirk was an alcoholic, and all Canadian liver transplant centres require candidates to be alcohol-free for six months.

HUMOUR

Bared on the Beach

Bared on the Beach, a theatrical production company, gave its first performance last week on the shores of Palestine. The company’s modern take on The Tempest was not well-received by the audience and resulted in the actors being pelted with eggs as they attempted to make their way from the scene.

SPORTS

Ref play

I’ve been a referee for soccer, and it’s absolutely brutal. If you make the right call, you get howls of dissent. If you make the wrong call, you get howls of dissent. If you miss a call, you get howls of dissent.