Pun, 2, 3

It was everything a young teenage man could have wanted: become an Internet sensation, find worldwide fame, and appear as a guest star on Ellen. Life could not have been better for Damn Daniel, or so it seemed.

Not long after scientists came out with the hotly debated “Blue Monday”—that is, the statistically saddest day of the year—super real scientists decided to put their attentions and resources to solve another one of the universe’s big mysteries: what is the happiest day of the year?