How helpful,â he says
By Erin Meyers, Contributor
In an interview with local murderer, Hugh Mankiller, the infamous criminal discussed his love for the internet.
âBack in the day, we had to size a house up over weeks and weeks. There was a lot of stuff to do, yâknow. measuring the door, checking the alarms, guessing how many floors there were, making estimated blueprints of the house, learning the schedules of the people who lived there, etc. Nowadays, all that information is conveniently online!â
What is Hugh Mankillerâs favourite website?
âYouTube is amazing for us guys in the biz. The rich and famous insist on posting videos that detail their exact house blueprints online! Iâm subscribed to a lot of channels that provide house tours. My username is âMurdererHughLovezHouseTours69â if you guys want to see my subscriptions.â
But how does the business compare to what it was the â60s and â70s, when Mankiller was most active?
âOh, itâs a real animal house nowadays. Back in the day, you could write a taunting message to the cops in your own blood⌠but unfortunately, those days are gone. This damned younger generation and their DNA testing, theyâre killing the killinâ industry. Do you have any idea what they can find out about you with a tissue full of boogies? They can even find you with the crusty sock your dirty teenage nephew threw out!â
What else does Hugh Mankiller hate about the future?
âCities, dammit. The young people love livinâ in cities, all close to each other. If you can hear a man fuckinâ sneeze quietly upstairs, you can probably hear me making yer neighbour into a soup. Rapidly declining is the number of folks livinâ in the middle of nowhereâyoung guys entering the biz will never enjoy the classic cornfield, which makes a getaway a ton of fun.â
What are Mankillerâs future goals?
âIâm actually really into embroidery, so Iâm hoping I can eventually open a small gallery for all of my works. That truly is the dream.â
