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By CJ Sommerfeld, Staff Writer
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“If you long to finally bake the cookies my mother selfishly kept from me all these years, you’re in luck, because I was finally able to rip this recipe from her cold, dead hands.”
Underdog unfortunately comes out on top
“They play dirty, they barely understand the rules of the game, and they only won because the scoring is out of whack.”
Conservatives down and out
It was an exciting one last night, as millions of viewers across the country tuned in to see who would emerge victorious.