Return to sender: Lettitors that never were

Time flies when youā€™re making awful puns and sitting through 2 a.m. production nights. Seems like just yesterday we were tabling for fall open houses and then BAM itā€™s the beginning of April. While the year is by no means over, the Other Press enters a semi-stasis for the summer months, publishing only once a month with the occasional online update in-between. Itā€™s a chance to give our team some time away so they can recharge their creative fuel cells and get some sunburns. Personally, itā€™s also a transition period as my year-long term as EIC is nearing its end.

Issue 30 will be my last as Editor-in-chief and itā€™s somewhat of a relief. Not surprisingly, being at the head of a publication is pretty stressful. What may be surprising though is where a chunk of that stress originates from: my weekly Lettitor. Sure, having the freedom to basically write about anything you want sounds great at first, but that kind of freedom can be suffocating. Thereā€™s no way to say this without sounding like an egomaniac, but the Lettitorā€™s a big part of the newspaper. Aside from the cover, itā€™s the first thing readers usually see. (The fact that youā€™re reading this sentence further proves it.) There are a lot of expectations placed on it, though most are self-induced. Should I focus on wittiness? Go for the heart strings? Past editors have used it to preview the issue, while others used it mostly to talk about hockey. I honestly couldnā€™t tell you what my thought processes have been, but theyā€™re equal parts enjoyable and hair-pullingly frustrating.

Twenty-five Lettitors ago, I found myself dreading the months to come: how could I possibly come up with a new one of these every week? Now, with only four more to go, what once seemed like an impossible, infinite gap of creativity has closed to a meagre four issuesā€™ worth of Lettitors. I have to be picky with what I write about from now onā€”but before that, I decided to compile a list of Lettitor ideas that just never took off. A couple of them even have 400-word drafts floating around on my desktop but I ultimately decided to forgo giving them their own byline.

ā€œTwenty-three years later, I realize I suck at karaokeā€: a to-date timeline of my tragic romance with karaoke. The first time I sang it, the moment I realized I wasnā€™t good at it, and why that last part doesnā€™t really matter. But as much as Iā€™m sure you want to hear about the various ways Iā€™ve murdered ā€œAmerican Pie,ā€ I realized it was just an anecdote without a message.

Being tall at concerts: written haphazardly after Iā€™d gotten home from a concert, this was to be my courageous last stand against short people complaining about being behind me at concerts. Basically an extended, ā€œSorry Iā€™m so tall but not sorry.ā€ When I went back to read what Iā€™d written, it was so unbearably incoherent and full of swearing that I simply deleted it.

The return of pop music to my life: for a bit of context, I come from a jaded musical background where my favourite band for years was Evanescence. When I dropped the Top 40 and started to listen to more diverse music, the genre of pop became the Devilā€™s music. It wasnā€™t until recently that I began to accept pop music for its simplistic yet overproduced nature and enjoy aspects for what they are.

ā€œRoom on my head for two EIC hatsā€: Iā€™ve spent the last seven months balancing school with two jobs: EIC for this here weekly publication and EIC for a monthly music magazine. I found out I got the two jobs a week apart and my feelings were, in chronological order, overjoyed, proud, and terrified. Physically, itā€™s been draining; creatively, even more so. The reality was I needed both jobs to be able to pay my bills and live comfortably, but I had an even more powerful motivator: I loved what I was doing. I still do and Iā€™ll positively miss things about having to check two work email addresses throughout the day, but itā€™ll also be nice to take a load off.

Iā€™ve had a million other Lettitor ideas come and go, but these were the top failures. I promise itā€™s all quips and life knowledge from here, so go kick ass on your exams and Iā€™ll meet you all back here in May.

So it goes,
Jacey Gibb
Editor-in-chief