LETTITOR

Game changer

Sports fans, get ready to hate me: as of this issue, my first lasting act as Editor-in-Chief is to cut the Sports section. Now, don’t get riled up right away; I haven’t been harbouring some deep-seated hatred for the Sports section, plotting a vendetta to control, select all, and delete the athletic content from our pages.

LIFE & STYLE

Stop HIV & hep C now

You’re super horny right now. You think, “Why did I bring this guy that looks like an underwear model up to my bedroom? I knew I wouldn’t be able to control myself, and any condom I find in the back of my nightstand drawer probably expired last year.”