Author: The Other Press
‘Ugh—commercials’
I really like watching television. It’s one of my favourite things in the world. I keep telling Mommy she would not have to read me bedtime stories anymore if she gave me a TV to put in my bedroom.
Jump in that hockey pool—the Canucks can’t lose
After months of summer sun in which I had so much fun outside that I pretty much totally forgot all about the red-haired psychic twins, sexy Kesler, angry John Tortellini, and hockey in general, it seems that our home team, the Vancouver Canucks, will be back in real-season action on October 8.
Tragedy in New Westminster
Today the unthinkable happened. I’ve lost the one constant in my life. The only thing I’ve ever been able to truly count on is broken. My best friend. Excuse me while I go cry hysterically in the corner.
‘Single sock seeks sexy sartorial soulmate’
Coming hot off the heels of other niche dating sites such as Christian Mingle and Gluten-free Dating, new web start-up SoleMates.com plans to be the world’s first dating site for inanimate objects.
The 2014-15 fantasy hockey picks
The NHL season has officially arrived, and fantasy pools are filling up fast. If you haven’t joined one yet, I highly recommend it: it’s a fun way to get distracted from homework, work, or anything else that is totally bumming you out—there, I’ve convinced you.
Sports Shorts
Sometimes sports news requires tidbits and brief bytes, rather than lengthy in-depth articles. For those times, we suit up in our Sports Shorts and delve into the curious occurrences of athletics.
Canuck ticket prices and mediocrity continue to soar
Ticket prices for sports, especially hockey, are an interesting trend. They’re entirely dependent on the team, arena, and of course proximity to the playing surface.
Ello, Ello, what’s all this then?
Social networks are a part of our everyday lives. The majority of the population uses Facebook daily, and most of us use Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram, or another social media platform to view photos and news, communicate with others, and organize meetings and events.