Category: HUMOUR
Praises for Edison’s light bulb
By Livia Turnbull, The Most Boring Person on the Planet Many of you today are reading this while under an…
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Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Restriction and discipline were never your strong suits but ask yourself: do you really need 5,000 boxes of…
Campus News: college to boost brand by building bookshelves
By Sophie Isbister, Staff Writer To combat the college’s faltering image in the eyes of the average person, Douglas…
LGBTQ representatives officially add ‘M’ to their acronym
New letter will represent heterosexual males semi-infatuated with Ryan Gosling By Jacey Gibb-Gosling, Blue Valentine enthusiast Representatives for LGBTQ rights…
Humorous Hymn: Halloween
By Livia Turnbull Well, another October has arrived. Time to go and egg some random houses. Already people are…
Lovable kitty cat overthrows Chadian government in bloody coup
Thousands die in adorable yet brutal civil war By Liam Britten, Senior Fuzzy-Wuzzy Correspondent The landlocked African nation of Chad…
Humorous Hymn: Dream
By Livia Turnbull, Humour Editor Have you ever had a dream where you’re trying to find a SkyTrain at…
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Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Now would be a good time to pitch that brilliant new idea to your boss. You better do…