Religious extremists target New Westminster business
Havoc erupted late last Monday evening at New Westminster’s favourite noodle restaurant, as radicalized Pastafarians demanded respect for their religion.
Category: HUMOUR
Real-talk wisdom from the PornHub comments section
In today’s modern technocratic culture, more and more people are living their lives devoid of the written word. Why write a letter when you can SnapChat? Why court a lady when you can swipe her on Tinder?
Turtz the Terror strikes again
The menacing beagle hybrid that made news just after Christmas has made a second attack on the tiny tinsel town at the North Pole. The incident took place on a brisk March evening, at the home of Mr. Harold Elf, where a small gathering was taking place.
Pizza utopia
You walk into a room. She’s sitting there, on the table. Crust so soft and tomato sauce so fresh, you’d think the jar was just plucked off of the tree. That’s where tomato sauce comes from, right?
Disney princesses can be role models, too…
By Sharon Miki, Humour Editor Snow White as Indira Gandhi, the only woman to serve as Prime Minister of India…
College Confessional…
I hate going to the liquor store anytime in the week surrounding my birthday. That seems silly, right? Going to the liquor store around one’s birthday says that you are doing something fun for your birthday—drinks with friends, a party, something other than eating ice cream on your bedroom floor alone.
People I can do without
I’d say every single person has a list similar to mine—a list of people whom they either disapprove of or will never associate with, whether it’s for one reason or several. Now, I feel qualified to write a list like this, simply because I’ve never encountered anyone who would put me on their own lists.