Indeed, Cyrus seems to have misunderstood the popular slang-based term of endearment, “bae” (slang for babe, baby, or, in some cases, “before anyone else”), and will not stop until she acquires a bay of her own.
In an incident that experts are classifying as really spooky, a 23-year-old Coquitlam man is undergoing treatment for an acute case of soullessness following a fit of allergy-induced sneezing last Sunday.