Fall favourites
Start by preheating your oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit, and greasing a 20cm x 20cm—or 8”x8”—cake pan with vegan-friendly shortening.
RPG hooks: Machinations
Something beautiful about small things such as machinations is that they don’t have to have too deep of a backstory…
Instagram baddies
The modern popular usage has enclosed itself so the claim to an autonomous style is precarious.
McBoneface pleads with public to be more considerate this fall
“I am not spooky. Both my girlfriend and psychiatrist said so.” – John Boney McBoneface
Correction: Super cool guy did not trip in public
Many witnesses reported that Harris seemed to have twisted his ankle upon landing, based on the fact that they heard him yell “Ow, my ankle!”
Large Hadron Collider discovers Satan particle
The Satan particle, or ‘Lucifron’ as it has been named by the team that discovered it, is now thought to be spontaneously generated whenever an act of evil occurs.
Robot baffled by CAPTCHA, saddened it cannot contribute positively to online discussion
“I do not see what it means by ‘Select images with a sign.’ Are all images not some type of sign? This is the 1,342,543rd attempt I have made.” – EX-74T, local robot.
Celebrities come back from the dead
“’Real eyes realize real lies’ just shows how unreal the people making this s**t up can be. I never said that, nor do I wish that I did.” – Tupac Shakur
The first days of the NHL
Within a few short years the game had written itself into Canadian history and made itself a permanent part of our national identity and culture.