Douglas Athletics Department starts up exciting new Clown-Hunters Club
The Clown-Hunters have described their sport as “a mega-huge intense game of full-contact manhunt.”
Bus driver causes chaos by asking everyone to move to the back of the bus
“People are being asked to ‘make room for other passengers’ and ‘walk two feet up a small set of stairs.’ The meaning of these messages are unclear, and passengers are starting to panic.”
Why the ‘Blair Witch Project’ is an awful movie
The movie’s plot is entirely people running around in the woods and freaking out.
Why ‘Any questions?’ isn’t the question teachers should be asking
For most students, one-way lectures don’t promote their highest learning potential.
Why you should watch more movies
You could watch a movie every day and still not see everything worth watching.
Tragic events show the problem with Creep Catchers
It demonstrates why some things are better left to the proper authorities, who have experience in dealing with the mentally ill.
Don’t make jokes about celebrities being harmed
Too often, we devalue a celebrity’s humanity and worth by their image.
Weightlifting for noobs with boobs
The first thing you need to know about weightlifting is that you will not lose your boobs and you will not look like a “linebacker.”