I’m not a girl, not yet a woman
I’ve always been told I’m “mature for my age”: my aunts have called me an old soul; my mom said I was born middle-aged; and my penchant for tea and embroidery would seem to further solidify my aged nature.
“Status No” speaks
An as-yet-unheard-of party calling itself “Status No” has come onto the political scene, just in time to run in the upcoming Federal election. Despite their lack of public recognition, political commentator Rex Smurphy agreed to interview party leader Bigby Brother on CBC’s The National.
ALERT: Robbery on campus
College students should be keeping a close watch on their purses and wallets, as many reports of mass thievery on campus have surfaced.
‘A letter from the destruction’
I write you from the rubble, the ruin, and the remnants of what was once a great city. The hours are long, and the work seems never-ending. The other day Jim and I uncovered a basement of corpses; it was in one of the buildings that were smashed by the Hulk in the battle against the Chitauri.
Student sanely, successfully graduates college responsibly
A local college student’s recent accomplishment has sent experts from all across the world into a frenzy. In a move attracting the attention of representatives everywhere—from the Vatican to Ripley’s Believe it Or Not!—Timothy Gilmour, 22, is confirmed to be on track to receive his college degree on time with no issues whatsoever.
The meaning of life:
We’re all looking for answers, and I’ve found a way to give them to you. Here’s how to do it: stare at the below word search for two to three minutes.
The Manosphere
Ever since the start of the 21st century, the advancement we’ve made as a society in terms of overall tolerance and acceptance is phenomenal.