I [Wish I Hadn’t] Saw You
By Allie Davison, Contributor Abracadabra: go away I am a WOMAN who [wish I hadn’t] saw a MAN Where: Burquitlam…
The good will always win
At least that is what the winners will tell us By Elliot Chan, Opinions Editor To paraphrase Winston Churchill, or…
George Stroumboulopoulos to host Kevin’s birthday party
Because, why not? By Sharon Miki, Humour Editor In a move that cements his reputation as the ultimate Canadian host…
Weekly wacky word search
Bieber edition By Sharon Miki, Humour Editor In honour of our most beloved Canuck Justin Bieber’s birthday this month,…
Extra! Extra!
Breaking news: it’s raining By Sharon Miki, Humour Editor Students, staff, and people on the street were shocked and horrified…
Corporate mascots’ crime spree comes to an end
Beloved advertising characters finally arrested By Cazzy Lewchuk, Staff Writer International authorities are literally patting each other on the back…
Working man’s league
CFL pales financially in comparison with NFL By Eric Wilkins, Sports Editor The CFL vs NFL debate has been flogged…
Dollars and sense
NFL free agency kicks off By Eric Wilkins, Sports Editor I’m fairly certain I write a near-identical version of this…