By Dr. Cazzy Lewchuk, B.S. Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Today you will die under mysterious circumstances. Your body, covered in boils and unidentifiable bite marks, will be fished out of the Fraser…
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By Cazzy Lewchuk, Master Liar Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Things may get your goat today. A stray goat that wandered into the building will headbutt you while being chased by security. Take…
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Capricorn (12/22-1/19) There seems to be a slight electricity problem with your house. It appears that your neighbor has found a way to steal your power. You might want to…
