Super blood wolf moon delights millions, demands human sacrifice
The last thing you’ll ever see, ever By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor People all across Metro Vancouver took a…
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‘Puzzle master’ can’t locate girlfriend’s clit
‘I generally try to work from the outside in’ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor “I’ve put together more than…
28-year-old man doesn’t know how to recycle and won’t start now
‘It’s too late for me’ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Reporters were shocked last Friday when Howard Bexler, 28,…
Breaking news: Everybody in the laundromat is looking at you right now
Use hot water, you filthy pig By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor According to science, absolutely everybody in the laundromat…
Five ways to comfort your partner even though they’re really ugly when they cry
Kim Kardashian levels of bad By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Has this ever happened to you? You’re with your…
Man protesting Gillette ad can’t grow beard or mustache
Mostly uses razors to trim treasure trail By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Local citizen John Mann, 26, put his…
Lawsuit a dish best served with microgreens and edible flowers
Woman sues café over non-photogenic food presentation By Roshni Riar, Staff Writer Local internet foodie and 27-year-old veterinary student Susanne…
‘Baby on Board’ sticker reveals no baby on board
Wah, wah, w—what? By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Dozens of drivers on Lougheed Highway last Sunday were in for…
New parenting method recommends releasing children into the wild
Makes children healthy, bloodthirsty, lean By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Dozens of Metro Vancouver citizens were startled last Tuesday…
Will you be saved from mass extinction?
Photo by u/iam4real on Reddit Probably not! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Are you contributing to the mass environmental…