On September 30, our group of mature, GMO chickens ran up and over the thirty foot wall surrounding our lab. These chickens proceeded to reach speeds of up to 200 kilometers an hour as they ran towards the town of Taber in hopes of finding their desired food source: Corn.
As total dorks and massive dweebs become increasingly mainstream, anthropologists at the university have made an effort to show how nerds have changed, grown, and become commonplace with a display that moves chronologically backwards.
Maybe you’re tired, or lazy, or both. Don’t worry, here are some great last minute costumes that take just as much time as you to plan ahead.
“I am not spooky. Both my girlfriend and psychiatrist said so.” – John Boney McBoneface
Many witnesses reported that Harris seemed to have twisted his ankle upon landing, based on the fact that they heard him yell “Ow, my ankle!”
The Satan particle, or ‘Lucifron’ as it has been named by the team that discovered it, is now thought to be spontaneously generated whenever an act of evil occurs.
“I do not see what it means by ‘Select images with a sign.’ Are all images not some type of sign? This is the 1,342,543rd attempt I have made.” – EX-74T, local robot.
“’Real eyes realize real lies’ just shows how unreal the people making this s**t up can be. I never said that, nor do I wish that I did.” – Tupac Shakur
When you receive an alternative medicine license from VSNHC, it’s supposed to really mean something. Ms. Greene only received her license in 2013, so we find it difficult to believe that she has already forgotten how to differentiate between whole and processed foods.
Anyone caught protesting a protest will be subjected to a protest from a panel of their peers.
