America votes, candidate wins!
Some people voted for third party members, but not a single third party member won, thatâs for sure.
Tag: HUMOUR
None of us are getting into heaven, only dogs
âWe donât deserve heaven. Heaven deserves dogs.â
Student suffers mysterious anxiety attack after downing 4.5 liters of black coffee
Itâs definitely not about the coffee.
BREAKING NEWS: Class ended five minutes ago
âThereâs a chance weâre all going to die in here.â
Five existential thoughts youâve had working at your minimum-wage job
You wonder, âWhen will my suffering end?â Short answer: When your shift ends in four hours. Long answer: Never.
How I became a self-made thousandaire
If you follow these simple steps, youâre on your merry way to existing as a self-sustaining person, for at least as long as your will-power can hold out!
A sexier Halloween, the sequel
You might as well just become the embodiment of the Cincinnati Zoo at that point, because everyone in the room will want to drop a kid on you.
Douglas student scarred for life by roommateâs Halloween obsession
âHalloween merchandise goes on sale earlier and earlier, so itâs bound to lead to a kind of⌠societal confusion.â