Mega earthquake to relieve pressure on housing market
The cost of housing is out of control in Metro Vancouver.
Tag: HUMOUR
Students take to the outdoors, permanently
This summer has seen an increase in cloudless days, warmer climes, and, evidently, students planning to forgo customary living conditions come September.
Passing privilege
A dozen angry protesters gathered outside the Concourse on June 16 to object to the unfair treatment of college students.
“Status No” speaks
An as-yet-unheard-of party calling itself “Status No” has come onto the political scene, just in time to run in the upcoming Federal election. Despite their lack of public recognition, political commentator Rex Smurphy agreed to interview party leader Bigby Brother on CBC’s The National.
ALERT: Robbery on campus
College students should be keeping a close watch on their purses and wallets, as many reports of mass thievery on campus have surfaced.
‘A letter from the destruction’
I write you from the rubble, the ruin, and the remnants of what was once a great city. The hours are long, and the work seems never-ending. The other day Jim and I uncovered a basement of corpses; it was in one of the buildings that were smashed by the Hulk in the battle against the Chitauri.
Student sanely, successfully graduates college responsibly
A local college student’s recent accomplishment has sent experts from all across the world into a frenzy. In a move attracting the attention of representatives everywhere—from the Vatican to Ripley’s Believe it Or Not!—Timothy Gilmour, 22, is confirmed to be on track to receive his college degree on time with no issues whatsoever.
The meaning of life:
We’re all looking for answers, and I’ve found a way to give them to you. Here’s how to do it: stare at the below word search for two to three minutes.