The delayed gratification of house plants
By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor After moving to a new apartment, I invited over a friend whose taste in…
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Local man sinks to centre of Earth due to giant fashion sneakers
‘The laces alone weigh 87 pounds,’ says fashion insider By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor “Fashion is beauty, and beauty is…
Passive aggressive coworker rolls eyes into back of own head
‘She kept saying she was fine when she clearly wasn’t’ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Customers and coworkers alike…
I tried it so you don’t have to: Social media purge part 2
‘What day is it today? Where am I?’ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Finally, I was free. I lay…
Horoscopes
What’s in your stars this week? By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Aries Venus retrograde made you hit the ground…
New Year’s Eve anxiety comes earlier than predicted
‘I’ll literally sell my soul for a party hat and a noisemaker,’ says citizen By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor What…
Five movies to watch while your friend vacations in Indonesia
This one’s for Elodie, you bitch By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Did you think everybody was just as committed to…
Breaking news: Everyone at the gym is looking at you right now
‘When you wheeze for air under the guise of tying your shoe, they know’ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Studies…
I tried it so you didn’t have to: Social media purge part 1
rt 1 Can I go on anyone’s Instagram? Just for a minute, I swear! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor …
I need you
By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor My friend would appear sporadically, every time she needed something. She materialized in front…