HUMOUR

Leo tells all

During a press conference this Thursday, Oscar winner Leonardo Dicaprio gave a follow-up speech to the few words that he gave as thanks after his Oscar win. In his statement, he claimed that cow farts are the world’s biggest polluters, that the moon landing video was faked in order to encourage current car companies to increase research for flying cars, and finally, that he really needed to use the washroom.

ARTS

Spanish rhythm

Louise Southwood’s fingers flew on her guitar as she recited “Lagrima,” or “Teardrop.” The song was a perfect harmony of two separate melodies, with impressive use of low tones in support of a high energy performance.