Shut up and put down your phone
By Cazzy Lewchuk, Staff Writer
Now that the festivals are over and the weather is getting colder, concert season is upon us. Although every venue and show is different, the terrible behaviour that occurs is almost universal. So whether youâre among 150 or 15,000 people, there are many ways to not be a jerk at shows.
Hold your liquor. I mean this literally and figuratively. Nobody wins when you spill your $8 beer on the person behind you because youâre too drunk to keep steady. Keep it in your cup and in your mouth.
Shut up. Just please shut up. None of us paid $20 to listen to you chat with your friend next to you or on your phone. We want to hear the music on stage. Take it outside, stand in the back, or just be quiet.
Put. Down. Your. Damn. Phone. Donât send 20 tweets during the set. Donât send Snapchats of the band performing. Donât hold up your phone above your head to take videos of the show. You arenât going to watch it later, and the quality is going to suck. I canât even count how many concerts Iâve been to where I watch the performance through phone screens, especially at larger venues.
Take care of your basic hygiene. During and after the show, everyoneâs going to get a bit sweaty. Thatâs why itâs so important to use deodorant and shower beforehand. People can smell you in the crowd. You arenât 12 years old anymore.
Donât jump on the stage taking pictures with the band members. Donât harass the band members playing their set. They have an important and difficult job to do, and they donât need unwanted audience interaction.
Get a babysitter. It should be a given that a baby or toddler shouldnât be at an event where the noise is the primary entertainment, but it still happens. Itâs almost worse than bringing a baby to a movie, and itâs not good for the kidâs hearing or well-being either.
Smoke outside. I donât care if itâs a cigarette or something with a bit more kick to it, but blowing smoke into otherâs faces is disgusting and wrong. Some of us have asthma or just donât like the smell. Light up before the show or between sets somewhere away from non-smokers.
Wear closed-toe shoes. Concerts are a place to dance, and youâll likely stand for a long period of time. Wearing heels or flip-flops is a surefire way to get blisters and your feet stepped on by repugnant concertgoers.
Behave yourself in the mosh pit. Depending on the genre of music, a mosh pit is to be expected. Donât bang into people who arenât in the pit. And if you canât handle moshing, get out before you get hurt. And donât start a mosh pit if thereâs no interest. Also, keep your drinks out of there. There will be spillage.
On the other hand, yelling a request for âFree Birdâ will never not be funny. No matter what kind of show it is.
Being a courteous concertgoer makes the world a slightly better place. It ensures live music will be an activity enjoyed by many forever. So whether youâre busting a move to Fighting For Ithaca at Olympia Pizza or living a teenage dream with Katy Perry at Rogers Arena, just remember not to be a jerk. See you there. Iâll be the guy yelling âPLAY FREE BIRD!â
