Local man denounces astrology, has lucky basketball jersey ‘Yeah, I’m a Taurus. So, what?’ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor “Astrology is a load of shit,” William Callahan…
Sex, Drugs, and Rock n’ Roll have broken up “I don’t want to limit myself, but I’d like to settle down a little bit. I guess I just miss that ol’ fashion Rock n’ Roll.”
Whole new family scavenged from alley Washed, dried, and good as new! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Onlookers were stunned last Wednesday when local woman…