Speedy reads for fast films
By Jerrison Oracion, Senior Columnist
This summer, there were a lot of highly-anticipated films. Some of these films we were eagerly waiting for, and some were sequels we simply did not need. After these films were announced, we weren’t sure how good they were going to be. Some were surprisingly great, some were very disappointing. We know that summer can be fast-paced, so to save you time, here are some one-sentence reviews of this year’s summer films.
Because who wants to sit down quietly for two hours while watching a movie?
The Avengers: Infinity War
So far, the war is very sad.
Solo: A Star Wars Story
It might upset hardcore Star Wars fans—but I still think we should give Lando his own film.
Ocean’s 8
It’s very fun and a strong, even number.
Incredibles 2
A sequel that we didn’t need, but better than I thought it was going to be.
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Pretty much the same as The Lost World: Jurassic Park—why do the dinosaurs have to fight?
Ant-Man and the Wasp
It’s better than the previous film simply because it has more insects.
Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again
Kinda sad… but the new songs are great so whatever.
Teen Titans Go to the Movies
Deadpool except appropriate for young children… so very much not Deadpool.
Christopher Robin
The same old bear except this time at a family reunion.
Dog Days
An ensemble comedy with dogs… yep.
