Grocery clerk sticks banana sticker onto co-worker’s arm “Just like that, I had become a banana.” – John Arbuck, local banana
New metal band Iron Maiden forms Iron Maiden played a small venue shortly after forming this past Christmas, and many who were there do not believe that this small time metal band will ever make a name for themselves.
Student takes three writing-heavy courses in one semester He was later found slumped over his desk, pen still clutched in one hand, having apparently died from trying to write too much too fast.