By Richard Dick, Senior Columnist
MY EGG
My egg
has
fallen
to the unforgiving floorā¦
this is the quintillionth time
this astral plane has sought to reject me.
DEAR LOVE
Dear love,
I am a cup and you are water.
you fill me,
rapidly,
with the desire
to smash my feeble skull into concrete.
ONLINE CLASSES
I am but a mere mortalā
my ass cheeks can withstand no more of thisā
the
undivine
torture.
