By Richard Dick, Senior Columnist
MY EGG
My egg
has
fallen
to the unforgiving floorâŚ
this is the quintillionth time
this astral plane has sought to reject me.
DEAR LOVE
Dear love,
I am a cup and you are water.
you fill me,
rapidly,
with the desire
to smash my feeble skull into concrete.
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I am but a mere mortalâ
my ass cheeks can withstand no more of thisâ
the
undivine
torture.
Students interested in theoretical astrophysics, xenobiology, and space travel will be pleased to hear that Douglas College is hosting a Starfleet Academy transfer program.
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