Costumes that are dripping with sex appeal for Halloween 2014
By Mercedes Deutscher, Staff Writer
Are you tired of going to Halloween parties as the generic sexy police officer, nurse, or cat? Do you want a change in costume while still keeping a sensual appeal? Rather than using the same old costumes, try these new and original sexy costumes that will make you the hottest guest at any Halloween party!
1. Sexy Soup Can: Nothing says sexy like a hot can of soup. In this piece, you will be savoury and delicious. Attract the hungriest by taking it one step further and dressing as Sexy Chunky Soup.
2. Sexy Lobster: Lobsters are expensive, elegant, and tasty. Wear a Sexy Lobster costume, and it’ll be clear that you are a person of high class who isn’t too uptight.
3. Sexy SpongeBob: Appeal both sexually and nostalgically as the ever-so-sexy SpongeBob SquarePants. Make sure to take some time to perfect that laugh.
4. Sexy Gandalf: Nothing is more sexy than power. You’ll be the most magical person in the room as Sexy Gandalf. A lot of people at Halloween parties shall not pass compared to you.
5. Sexy Hockey Player: This costume shows that not only can you play the game, but take all the bumps and bruises that go with it. Do not forget the missing teeth and sweat. These will make or break the costume. Is anything more attractive than body odour and teeth? No. Nothing at all.
6. Sexy Toast: You’ll be the breadwinner if you choose to dress as Sexy Toast. A healthy breakfast is oh-so-sensual. Step up your costume from crumby to crispy by rolling around in Nutella and peanut butter before showing up at the party.
7. SexyChicken: Not only will you be able to show off your flair with some feathers, you can be the life of the party! Chickens come with a dance that has been passed down through the generations. Just don’t have so much fun that you pop out an egg.
8. Sexy Sharknado: No one will want to bring a chainsaw after you charm and attract as Sexy Sharknado. You will be fierce, and people will find you intriguing with a streak of danger.
9. Sexy Olaf: There are few costumes cooler than Sexy Olaf. You and bae can fantasize over what you will do in summer. This costume will make everyone so hot for you that you’ll be worth melting for.
10. Sexy Axe: No, not as a weapon/tree-extracting tool. We mean Sexy Axe Body Spray. One whiff of you and surely everyone at the party will want to be close to you and your decadent aroma.