All work and no play makes Jack—surprisingly—a very wealthy and comfortable, self-actualized boy

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By Sharon Miki, Humour Editor

In a statement released yesterday, 20-year-old Douglas College student Jack Dawson spoke out about a common misconception that has haunted him his whole life.

“I know what people think when they see me hanging out at the library, working away—but I want people to know that I’m actually a very cool guy with a fun personality.

“I just have a lot of money from working all the time, and I’m getting pretty good grades from all the studying.

“Just because I’m not clubbing on a Thursday doesn’t mean I can’t have fun.

“I am NOT a dull boy!”