Author: The Other Press
Douglas? Dug more
The Douglas College Royals soccer teams played against the Langara Falcons last weekend (October 4 and 5. The women finished their Saturday with a close-fought draw while the men won by a score of 1-0.
If you just smile
I was walking home from the SkyTrain one night when out of the shadows emerged a hooded face with a gravelly voice. āSmile, beautiful, itās hard to keep a straight face like that,ā he said to me as I hastened my pace and evaded his gaze.
‘Ughācommercials’
I really like watching television. Itās one of my favourite things in the world. I keep telling Mommy she would not have to read me bedtime stories anymore if she gave me a TV to put in my bedroom.
Jump in that hockey poolāthe Canucks canāt lose
After months of summer sun in which I had so much fun outside that I pretty much totally forgot all about the red-haired psychic twins, sexy Kesler, angry John Tortellini, and hockey in general, it seems that our home team, the Vancouver Canucks, will be back in real-season action on October 8.
Tragedy in New Westminster
Today the unthinkable happened. Iāve lost the one constant in my life. The only thing Iāve ever been able to truly count on is broken. My best friend. Excuse me while I go cry hysterically in the corner.
āSingle sock seeks sexy sartorial soulmateā
Coming hot off the heels of other niche dating sites such as Christian Mingle and Gluten-free Dating, new web start-up SoleMates.com plans to be the worldās first dating site for inanimate objects.
The 2014-15 fantasy hockey picks
The NHL season has officially arrived, and fantasy pools are filling up fast. If you havenāt joined one yet, I highly recommend it: itās a fun way to get distracted from homework, work, or anything else that is totally bumming you outāthere, Iāve convinced you.