A modern-day classic
Recently I was perusing the vast space known as Netflix, looking for a fresh new show to watch. Being a child at heart, I had my mind set on nostalgia and childhood innocence.
Category: HUMOUR
âEveryone has the right to lifeâespecially zombies!â
In a move that most analysts are describing as âconfusing,â âgross,â and âfairly insane,â a group of self-proclaimed âneo-pro-life activistsâ are calling upon city hall to exhume long-buried graves in the hopes of giving everyoneâeven people who have been dead foreverâa chance at life.
‘Ughâcommercials’
I really like watching television. Itâs one of my favourite things in the world. I keep telling Mommy she would not have to read me bedtime stories anymore if she gave me a TV to put in my bedroom.
Jump in that hockey poolâthe Canucks canât lose
After months of summer sun in which I had so much fun outside that I pretty much totally forgot all about the red-haired psychic twins, sexy Kesler, angry John Tortellini, and hockey in general, it seems that our home team, the Vancouver Canucks, will be back in real-season action on October 8.
Tragedy in New Westminster
Today the unthinkable happened. Iâve lost the one constant in my life. The only thing Iâve ever been able to truly count on is broken. My best friend. Excuse me while I go cry hysterically in the corner.
âSingle sock seeks sexy sartorial soulmateâ
Coming hot off the heels of other niche dating sites such as Christian Mingle and Gluten-free Dating, new web start-up SoleMates.com plans to be the worldâs first dating site for inanimate objects.