Your once favourite Christmas tunes ruined
By Brandon Yip, Senior Columnist
It has been another shittyâsorry I mean, joyous year. With the pandemic in our daily lives for the second consecutive Holiday Season, things donât feel that great. Yes, a new Christmas album has been released, which will once again never see the light of day. But if you need to laughâwhich we all need to doâthen please enjoy these once wonderful Christmas songs.
Covid Carols to make you miserably happy
Here comes Santa Claus (hooked to a ventilator)
All I Want for Christmas is You (to get vaccinated)
Grandma got Run Over by an Anti-vaxxer
I saw Mommy infecting Santa Claus
Hark the Herald the Infected Angels Spray
O Little Town of Delta Phlegm
The Twelve Days of Transmission
Winter Wuhan-land
Is it the Most Wonderful Time of the Year?
Itâs beginning to look a lot like…another restriction
O Donât Come All Ye Unvaccinated
Santa Claus is again, not coming to town
Flu Christmas
Silent night…again
Silver âDelta Dropletâ Bells
Iâll be in the ICU for Christmas
Baby, Please Donât Come Home for Christmas (Unvaccinated remix)
Do you wear what I wear? (Mask song)
Run Rudolph Run (from the Delta variant)
The Little Omicron BoyÂ
The First Noel (to block a hospital entrance)
Santa Tell Me itâs not AstraZeneca
Rudolph the selfish-nosed anti-vax reindeer
Merry Christmas Baby…I just lost my job!
Underneath the CERB Tree
Frosty the Isolated and Drunken Snowman
Stumblinâ Around the Christmas Tree
Unhappy Holiday
