The dongle problem
By Bex Peterson, Editor-in-Chief I cannot, with the width and breadth afforded to me by the English language, put into…
’Tis the season: It’s time to settle
Dating has never been so festive and frantic By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Ah, winter. Where I trade my regular…
‘Riverdale’ to focus solely on kissing
‘Screw the plot, I wanna see these kids French,’ says fan By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor The popular television show…
Citizens celebrate marijuana legalization by getting crazy high
Does anybody have a piece of gum? By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor On Wednesday, October 18, Canada became the second…
Horror-scopes for the week of October 22 to 28
Your impending (mis)fortunes By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor It’s the spookiest season, readers! I’ve looked to the stars to tell…
Maybe next time
By Caroline Ho, Assistant Editor Sorry I can’t come tonight—stuff came up unexpectedly I’m sure you understand, my dear;…
Tu me manques
By Bex Peterson, Editor-in-Chief I know it’s been too long since last I saw you I know the texts you…
What gets your goat: The nice friend
Just give me a piece of your mind already! By C J Sommerfeld, Columnist Everybody has that nice friend, that…
Rants in your pants
I would like to personally fight whoever created ‘women’s T-shirts’ By Janis McMath, Senior Columnist I recently made the mistake…
People with mental illnesses aren’t Halloween monsters
Why we need to ditch the straitjacket costumes and ‘asylum’-themed haunted houses By Bex Peterson, Editor-in-Chief I really loved Fright…