Pumpkin spice lattes scientifically proven to be made from orphan tears and crushed dreams
āThese ingredients are common in many popular products these days, but not in these amounts.ā
Newspaper industry in decline, leading to many cutbacks along paper routes
āI have hamsters that need to be fed, a bike that needs a new bellā¦ Iām in deep here.ā — Timmy Buckley, 12
Lena Dunham becomes a literal Nazi; attributes it to her āquirky sense of humourā
Critics of Dunham have suggested that this stunt is nothing more than a desperate bid for attention, while her few remaining supporters have half-heartedly mumbled that āWell, Girls is a pretty progressive show, so likeā¦ she canāt be that bad, right?ā
Canadian Geese proven to absorb the repressed rage of the Canadian public
The answer? It might actually be our fault.
How to know when to quit your job
Take a moment and think to yourself why you got the job in the first place.
Terrible and shameful political coverage
Political campaigns are directed and influenced by the media portrayal.
Stop glorifying people who live in vans
Essentially, they are encouraging homelessness as a positive solution to living insecurity.
Stephen Harper was not the worst person ever
He may not have been as handsome, progressive, or friendly as our new leaderābut he was no Adolf Hitler, either.
Facebook needs to chill out on the guilt-driven social justice videos
The horrible things in the world have complicated causes.