Questionable Quebec
In a landslide victory, the emerging nationalist party Bloc Quebecois (BQ) ousted the Liberal Party and rose to power on November 15 in the Quebec provincial election.
Aaaand we’re back…
…to this crazy game show of life. No real winners in this one—unless maybe you’re talking to Steve Harvey.
Natural selection
Sex is a fascinating concept. Ever since the ancient Sumerians bashed their records into stone tablets for ease of reference, human beings have been fascinated with the magnetic force that drives people to rut each other stupid.
Ask an occultologist
Ever since winter officially began, I have been cursed and followed by a traditional First Nations’ spirit known as the Wendigo. From the time I leave school to the time I enter my house, there is a solid hour of the spirit wailing and threatening to devour my entire body.
Don’t use the brand’s name in vain
Cheez Whiz, the delightful brand of cheese spread, is getting a lot of press recently as a group of brand loyalists have gathered together—from coast to coast like butter toast—to rise against the blasphemous use of the brand’s name.
Trudeau proposes electoral reform
Along with a strapping new prime minister, Canadians of 2015 also voted in favor of action and reform within our government.
Shocking statistics reveal naughty list skyrocketing
In a shocking new study recently released by StatsNorthpole, it was found that the percentage of names moved to the Naughty list from the Nice list has taken an upwards spike in the days shortly after Christmas.
New year, new me
Olive Sommers woke up early on January 1, at the start of what would be a record breaking day of resolutions. During a drunken rant late the night before, Sommers vowed to uphold a grand total of 52 New Year’s resolutions this year, to make up for the failures of all her resolutions in the years prior.
Legitimacy of winners called into question
Following the devastating yet hilarious mix up at the Miss Universe pageant last December, when Steve Harvey wrongly crowned the runner-up, many contestants from Harvey’s game show Family Feud are calling into question the legitimacy of their own televised losses.
Best of 2015
As always, it’s been quite the year in sports. So, as we start into 2016, here’s my list of the top 10 sports related events of 2015.