Fauxroscopes: September 18–24, 2012
Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Today, I learned that blowing up a paper bag can have major consequences, especially if that act is…
Drop your skirts, girls
When recession hits, hemlines lengthen By Stephanie Trembath, Public Relations Manager The global recession that has Gen X—namely, our parents—angry that…
The Lingerie Football League is a feminist nightmare
By Julia Siedlanowska, Contributor My initial reaction to the Lingerie Football League (LFL) was one of repulsion and disappointment. “This…
Bringing sexy back-to-school: back pain prevention tips for students
By Jacey Gibb, Assistant Editor Personal health is something that students don’t often consider when it comes to managing their…
All-you-can-eat burglaries
Theft of bees, honey, potatoes, and maple syrup may be linked By Joel MacKenzie, Chief Speculator Police are speculating that…
Justin Bieber reluctantly goes to college
Teen pop star says ’really famous people don’t need to be smart’ By Livia Turnbull, Bratty Celebrity Gossip While September…
Humorous Hymn
Gravity (as written by someone who is trying be hip) What is gravity, dawg? it’s the thing that keeps down.…
Paralympic shame
Blade Runner without a leg to stand on By Eric Wilkins, Staff Writer Oscar Pistorius, the poster boy for disabled…
Royals athletes get ready to host Nationals
By Josh Martin, Sports Editor This past week, I had the opportunity to meet and interview some of the finest…
The lowdown on the NHL lockout
By Kayla Steinman, Contributor Didn’t we just go through a lockout less than 10 years ago? What is there left…