Shortcuts aren’t just for marathon runners

Acronyms that should exist

By Sharon Miki, Humour Editor

As a writer, I often find myself tired—nay, exhausted—after a long day’s work of clicking the mouse and typing the keys. As such, it would be really convenient and ergonomic if everyone could please start using a few acronyms for things that we usually say long-from. In the spirit of being as open as Lindsay Lohan’s conquest list, here are a few suggestions for acronyms that would make my life easier.

ILJCE — I literally just can’t even
EMO — Email me only
LGSC — Let’s get some cake
CC — Cray cray
IHTMSATGTT — I have too much social anxiety to go to that
GOTT — Game of Thrones time
YATWAIHYWATFIMS — You are the worst and I hate you with all the fire in my soul
ILY — I like Yahtzee
UFAIHGAUHGADIRHT — Too drunk to text properly